Quotes

Computer works like aircon, they stop running when windows are open.

The real beauty is on the inside, that's just something they tell ugly people.

Laugh a little each day, it's better than chicken soup....well that's what the chicken says.

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on. - Robert Bloch

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don't want, drink what you don't like, and do what you'd rather not

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

How Many Roads Must A Man Walk Down Before He Admits Hes lost?

There are three sides of an arguement -- your side, my side and the right side.

One of the great things about books is sometimes there are some fantastic pictures